HEAD COACH WANTED, is there anybody OUT there???

Whooo what a week! UA is STILL trying to a new coach...But Spurrier? Is he coming to T-town? HELL NO!!! Can everyone just hang on a freakin' SECOND??- OK.....I'm a realist...And I love AL football..Yes, but we've had a "quagmire" sort of football season -none the less I'm still a fan. Quite devoted too, but COME ON! STOP the nonsense about Spurrier. Does anyone really know what is going on? And if so you can't find it on the damn internet. GET REAL and let's get sane. I'll admit, I've fallen victim to email forwards, RUMORS cranking' left and right and HOPE It's probably not...(hang on) water...glunk... Choke down the pill......Ahhhhh. NOT GONNA HAPPEN! And I'm okay. Get me a coach that can work with coordinators and win more games than not. I'm a happy girl. Rich Rodriguez At UA?? The RODster...HOT ROD. Looks sexy enough to be Head Coach to me! COME ON DOWN!!!!

I I feel better, now....ONTO the AUbies. WTF is up with all of ya'll? Can't we all just get along? I mean, guys (and gals) COME ON!...Ya'll won the Iron Bowl...You got your Thumb statue...So why all the glum faces?...The green with envy and hater rebuttals to the Shula firing and speculation of a big name Coach at UA?? Didn't AUburn nearly fire Tubby a few years back over a less- than- optimal season? POOR GUY...HOLD ON on before that throbbing vein in your forehead bursts....Let me pay homage to AU...That was the time when AU nearly fired Tubberville and and rumors were cranking out that Auburn Athletics were pursuing another coach. He handled it so well...with class, class that I didn't know he had. That's when I knew Tommy Tuberville was a stand-up guy. That is when I figured out, hey this guy, just because he from that '"school down the road"has a huge heart. When I saw him cry on national television, I saw the pain and dedication in a man that no game could otherwise instill.

So, with that said, let me appeal to AUbies because you know where we are right now. You've been down this road. I personally don't feel sorry for Shula. Not after a season of sheer disappointment and agony; play after play (Whiskey after Whiskey) hoping and praying..."DON'T....NO -don't run it... Up.... The....AHHAHAHAHAAA DAMNIT SHULA! "...My heart (and kids) can't bear another season like 2006. We needed a change. We need a better COACH! So ya'll hang on and don't be so harsh. Understand that we deserve a decent Coach no matter what the price. Don't be haters....and yes we've still got a very long way to go no matter who ends up in Tuscaloosa, we need no reminders!!

I'm shutting up about the whole debaccal...and leaving it be. OK...weekend coming up....bowl games, stuff...cold weather and ahhhh hey it's almost CHRISTMAS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll leave you as I normally do...I hope everyone is well.

Focus: Hangovers, aviod them! Don't mix diet colas or artifically sweetned sodas and alcohol (Dr. Manny Ramirez, FNN) Our liver needs a certain amount of sugar to metabolize alcohol. Calorie counters mix diet colas, low cal soads etc. in beverages.(I'm so guilty) and it's not a good thing! Avoid hangovers by hydrating (before that Cocktail party, down 16 oz of aquafina, disani, etc..) and eat! Eat a small meal before you indulge and snack while having beverages. Don't over- do- it this holiday season.

Don't : Drink and drive..that isn't cool. Get a cab, get a ride or stay on a sofa till dawn. DUI's aren't cool...and face it you don't look good in orange.

DO: Something nice for someone this Christmas, pick up a wish list for a senior or kid in need...Drop off $20 to a food shelter; It feeds more people than you realize. (Jimmy Hale MIsion/Jessee's Place Bham, AL)

Daily advice:
Take care of your LOVER...or some one else will.

Nurse Jenny